From the Universal Guide to Getting Laid in Japan
For girls:
Okay, basically, the method for a girl to get laid in Japan is the same as to get laid anywhere else. Why am I even writing this? Just go to a bar, and come on to a guy who doesn’t happen to be with any other girls at that particular moment, play up to his ego, act really interested, and imply that you are interested in a purely physical no-strings night of passion. How simple is that? If you’re a girl and you don’t know how to go about getting laid, then you are either a moron or you’re laboring under some bizarre illusion that guys are a hell of a lot more complicated than the apes to which our DNA is startlingly similar. Just get the hell off of the internet and wake up to the fact that as a woman you hold all of the power in the world of sexual tension and if you are not having sex on any particular night it is because you chose not to.