Scents

On reddit: “What made you realize you were an adult?”

My response:

This happened to me in two stages. In stage one, I realized that if I
wanted a reeses peanut butter cup, I could just fucking buy one and
eat it. Nobody could tell me not to.

In stage two, my wife told me not to.

Bottled water at conference, 5 dollars.
Bottled water at cvs a block away, 1 dollar.
stickin’ it to the man,
Priceless.

I have completed my NaNoWriMo novel!

[sarah] omg fail. any soup recipe that calls for canned soup as an ingredient is not a soup recipe.

me: have you considering quitting science and entering the lucrative fast-growing field of alpaca farming?
Wesley: what’s an alpaca?
me: You’ve got to be kidding me.
(pause for Wesley’s Googling)
Wesley: that’s hilarious. it’s like a panda, only a llama

daniel: Have you ever considered using your work for evil?
sarah: Isn’t that what orcs are for?
daniel: … work.

Holy crap hail. [more pictures]

Hunting down a runaway process that’s destroying your battery life sucks, to be sure. But you know what sucks more? Not being able to listen to music while I chat.
— Mike Ash

daniel: This belongs on White Whine
sarah: says the guy who bemoans the lack of a steamed crab bar at his local grocery store